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[18 Mar 2003 | No Comment | ]

SUPERMAN is truly going to be dead if any of what I mentioned happens. You see, DAREDEVIL irked comic fans, but no matter how much Bobby and Chad adore that funny book, it’s not anywhere near as sacred as Superman. You just can’t fuck with the Man of Steel, but it looks like Warner has finally decided to do so. They obviously haven’t learned from the failures of the Schumacher BATMAN era.

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[10 Mar 2003 | No Comment | ]

I submit this warning in hopes that you will not fall prey to the ever sneaky ploys of Hollywood…

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[19 Feb 2003 | One Comment | ]
Mr. T’s Career Highlights

Here’s a guy who has risen to celebrity status despite adversity, and has struggled through many of life’s hardest obstacles to remain in the spotlight. But the man born Laurence Tureaud is more than just a big muscular guy with a mohawk. He’s a real live pop culture icon, and has been a staple in the industry for over twenty years.

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[11 Feb 2003 | No Comment | ]

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[7 Feb 2003 | No Comment | ]

As you all may be aware, the early months of the year tend to be a dumping ground of sorts for the Hollywood studios. The most critically promising movies are naturally going to be saved for the end of the year, while the big dollar releases are aimed at the Summer and specific holidays.

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[6 Feb 2003 | No Comment | ]

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[29 Jan 2003 | No Comment | ]

I am also officially declaring 2002 as “The Year of Gere.” I have never been a fan of Richard Gere, but in 2002 he starred in two fantastic films (CHICAGO & UNFAITHFUL) and one pretty good one (THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES) and delivered incredible performances in all three. As a token of good will, I swear to never make another joke about his posterior in its relation to gerbils ever again. Bravo.

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[22 Jan 2003 | No Comment | ]

The Chinese calendar says that 2003 is the year of the Ram, but the Hollywood calendar says it’s the year of the sequel.

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[14 Jan 2003 | No Comment | ]

You ever notice that Hollywood hates fat people? We are replete with the tried and true cliche of the overwieght character. Be they young, old, male, or female, chubs never fill up the screen with the heroic, helluva guy attributes.

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[12 Jan 2003 | One Comment | ]

Peter Jackson is now the Bill Gates to Lucas’ Steve Jobs. Jackson took Lucas’ child and one upped him. I can not get over how beautiful Gollum looks. Compare that to Yoda, Jar Jar, or any other computer
generated attempt in Star Wars. No damn contest, buddy man