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Offensive haikus by Terry Baker
Terry started it. Terry Started it. It’s all his fault that everyone here decided to go the bad poetry route. He should be hung up by his toes and spanked, except that we already cut off his toes for that COUNTRY BEARS article.
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I submit this warning in hopes that you will not fall prey to the ever sneaky ploys of Hollywood…
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Do you Think They Still sell that white Halloween costume mask in Haddonfield? Just a thought…
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You ever notice that Hollywood hates fat people? We are replete with the tried and true cliche of the overwieght character. Be they young, old, male, or female, chubs never fill up the screen with the heroic, helluva guy attributes.
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Peter Jackson is now the Bill Gates to Lucas’ Steve Jobs. Jackson took Lucas’ child and one upped him. I can not get over how beautiful Gollum looks. Compare that to Yoda, Jar Jar, or any other computer
generated attempt in Star Wars. No damn contest, buddy man
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The attack of September 11 gave America a taste of horror that has not touched our collective lips since Pearl Harbor. If anything positive can be dug out of the ashes of the fallen towers, it could arguably be the renewed sense of patriotism that has blanketed the nation. In the following weeks and months, we donned our hearts on our sleeves and our flag on just about wherever we could hang it. Now, eight months later, our sleeves seem to be a little less decorated.
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It comes down to this. Game tied 2-2. Bottom of the ninth, Hayes beat out an infield hit and stands on first as the potential go ahead run. Jake Taylor is at the plate. Hayes steals second. Taylor relays an idea to the coach in the dugout…
