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[26 Sep 2003 | No Comment | ]
The Rundown (2003)

In the very opening scene of THE RUNDOWN, there’s a shot of California Gubenatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger passing by and mumbling something to the film’s star Duane Johnson (a.k.a. The Rock) that’s so quick you might miss it if you blink…

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[15 Sep 2003 | No Comment | ]

The biggest Mexican you’ve ever seen (“big as shit!”) has to deal with a bunch of actors that he thought he’d killed in ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO…

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[3 Sep 2003 | One Comment | ]

This past weekend was a virtual cornucopia for MCFTR goodness, with me attending a theatrical showing of THE BIG LEBOWSKI on Friday night and lots of fun at Dragon*Con on Saturday. Sunday night, however, I got to enjoy Drive InVasion at the Starlight Drive In in East Atlanta…

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[18 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

One always treads lightly when coming upon moves about Pirates. While I absolutely love Pirates with all my being, they tend to wind up in some of the most abhorrent films ever to be made…

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[13 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

It really sucks when it rains in Atlanta. I don’t know about your city, but I can pretty much guess that the denizens elsewhere in this country don’t behave like absolute retards as soon as the first sign of precipitation hits…

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[8 Jul 2003 | One Comment | ]

The 2003 Summer Movie season is on like neckbone right now, and in the next week or so, some of the Big Ass Summer Blockbuster Releases™ will be hitting theaters…

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[4 Jul 2003 | 2 Comments | ]

Somehow, in the many years since I started reviewing films for shits and giggles, which eventually led to me reviewing movies for a website that lent itself to a dozen readers a month, to the fairly well-read site that you see here today, I somehow managed to never get around to reviewing the greatest B-movie ever made…

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[24 Jun 2003 | One Comment | ]

I promised myself that I wouldn’t open my review of Ang Lee’s adaptation of THE HULK with any Kermit the Frog “It’s not easy being green” references, but I really couldn’t think of a better way to start the review. So there you go…

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[17 May 2003 | No Comment | ]

Okay, first things first: A Spoiler. TRINITY FUCKING DIES AT THE END OF THE MATRIX: RELOADED. Let that clear it all up, because I’m sick and tired of the lifeless fanboys whining that it happens after some websites posted the spoiler…

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[5 May 2003 | No Comment | ]

Well, what can I say? Every Summer movie season comes and goes with one release I particularly look forward to, and in the last two, that release has been one of the first films out of the gate…