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It’s a good thing that the studios hold off their big Oscar push movies for wide release, because January is generally the month reserved for the absolute rock-bottom movies of the year…
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I see some bad movies. I mean, we all do, but in my quest to find material to write about I see more than the average person’s share of really bad ones…
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Watching zombie movies while in a drunken state at 3 AM is generally accepted practice. But watching zombie movies with subtitles is not. Yet somehow a few of us found this to be a good idea over the past weekend. well, not exactly…
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Do you Think They Still sell that white Halloween costume mask in Haddonfield? Just a thought…
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I hate this movie. No, wait, I don’t mean it like that. I mean, this movie is absolutely brilliant and engaging and entertaining and quite possibly the best film of the year. But I hate it. I hate it for making me so goddamn curious as to what kind of twisted genius could come up with something like this…
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Chicago is sexy. Catherine Zeta-Jones’ haircut is sexy. Renee Zellweger’s puckered pout is sexy. Richard Gere’s tap-dance, Queen Latifah’s swagger, the kid who sold me Milk Duds™, the guy who kicked the back of my seat, all dead sexy…
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If there’s one thing Alexander Payne does well, it’s to make things real. Damn real. America ain’t always pretty. Hollywood often tries to pretend it is, but it really isn’t. On the other hand, America ain’t always ugly. Hollywood often tries to pretend it is, but it really isn’t. In truth, there’s a fine line where things are just kind of real…
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You know, there’s been a lot of anticipation for Scorcese’s big historical drama here. This thing got delayed, put off, delayed again, and I was starting to think it was never gonna come out. Of course, it’s finally here…
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It’s a good thing that I sometimes compromise on my beliefs. Basically, without getting into it much, I kinda have a thing where I’m supposed to be protesting the films of Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Of course, that didn’t stop me from seeing Spielberg’s last four features theatrically, but I’m really not supposed to…
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Holy. Shit. That’s really it in a nutshell, folks. After seeing FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING a year ago, I was, like many others, just absolutely dying to get to the next installment as soon as possible…
