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I’m really suprised that I ever saw THE BIG KAHUNA. Not that it wasn’t something I’d had a keen interest in seeing since it first came out, but it’s the kind of movie that always
just sort of slips past by me when I pop in to the local video store…
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Somehow, in the many years since I started reviewing films for shits and giggles, which eventually led to me reviewing movies for a website that lent itself to a dozen readers a month, to the fairly well-read site that you see here today, I somehow managed to never get around to reviewing the greatest B-movie ever made…
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Here, I’m going to attempt to review the triumphant soon-to-be comedy classic JUST MARRIED. I say “attempt” because unlike most of the films I review here on the site, I haven’t actually seen JUST MARRIED…
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I promised myself that I wouldn’t open my review of Ang Lee’s adaptation of THE HULK with any Kermit the Frog “It’s not easy being green” references, but I really couldn’t think of a better way to start the review. So there you go…
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There’s a lot of bad movies out there. Tons of ’em. There’s different levels of bad movies in the world. There’s GLADIATOR bad, a bad in which the film is so grandiose that it tricks the average viewer into believing that it’s good…
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I’m going to do something that I never thought I’d do on this here website — nay, in this here lifetime. I’m going to confess something that may indeed shake the site to its very foundation. In fact, it may very well shake the Earth and knock kittens out of trees…
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The Theremin, for those not in the know, is an electronic musical instrument that operates without any contact by the person playing it. Rather, the player’s position in proximity to two points on the instrument decide the pitch and volume of the sound that comes from it…
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Okay, so ONE HOUR PHOTO is a disturbing film. I mean, you know this going in. So why, why, why did Mark Romanek have to show us a nice long shot of Mork from Ork taking a dump? I mean, there’s a lot of whacked out shit in this movie, but that shot takes the cake…
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Sometimes, a movie comes along that begs one question: How the hell did this get greenlit?!?. I mean, sure, there are a lot of bad movies that come out each and every year, but at least most of them try and do something remotely different from anything we’ve ever seen before…
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Well, Pixar entertainment and Disney has a whale of a record when it comes to feature films. So far, they’ve yet to disappoint, and their latest whopper FINDING NEMO is no different…
