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Here, we prepare to look at a movie in which one of the most respected dramatic actors in history hams it up while one of the industry’s top comedic names plays his counterpart straight down the middle. And no, there’s not another sequel to ANALYZE THIS coming out…
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Sometimes I think I should be a little bit more timely on my review schedule here at Movie Criticism for the Retarded. I mean, I guess part of the appeal of doing my own thing with this site and doing more for personal enjoyment and not being employed by some media conglomerate is that I get to make my own rules and can just review any old movie any old time I want to…
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Some movies you watch because they’re supposed to be good. Some movies you watch because they might be so bad they’re good. And then some movies you watch like you would an automobile accident: with a morbid curiosity…
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Hollywood loves a trend. Lately, the hot trend has been to remake classic horror films. After offering up certified clunkers like HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL and THE HAUNTING, they’ve managed to yank a quality flick out of their ass a time or two…
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Just another boring morning in history class. The teacher is droning on and on about the Mongols. When suddenly, soldiers parachute from the sky. The teacher walks outside to see what’s going on. And is promptly gunned down in front of the entire student body.…
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It all started about two months ago. I went to check my phone messages one evening and there’s a message from one Mr. Jason Royal, internet Rock Star and proprieter of Completing the Square, letting me know the importance of something coming soon to my local PBS affiliate…
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Remember that cool little action movie about fast-moving vehicles starring Tom Cruise, directed by Tony Scott, produced by the team of Jerry Bruckheimer and Don Simpson, and released by Paramount? No, not TOP GUN. The other one…
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Crispin Glover is just cool. Unusual, certainly, kind of creepy, admittedly, but he’s just one cool actor. Now to the average moviegoer, he’ll likely be best remembered as George McFly from BACK TO THE FUTURE…
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I work in a cubicle farm. In fact, I’m sitting in one of these cold, uninviting grey dwellings as we speak typing this very sentence. When I first saw OFFICE SPACE three and a half years ago, I was still in a retail environment and months away from my eventual cube-dwelling nature…
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Some things are just timeless. When Jim Henson created Kermit the Frog decades ago, I’m sure he was hardly expecting the little green fella to become a universally recognized symbol of children’s entertainment…
