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[18 Aug 2003 | No Comment | ]

The first thing I wish to nitpick today is the pronunciation of the word “Versus”, generally abbreviated as “Vs.”, as it is in the title of the movie I’m reviewing here. The word is Versus. It has, count ’em, two syllables, both of which need to be pronounced at all times…

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[15 Aug 2003 | No Comment | ]

Normally, I’d leave a strange little movie about deviant sexual activities for Terry to review, but he was apparently catatonic after seing this movie and never got around to writing about it…

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[15 Aug 2003 | One Comment | ]

I have two caveats for anyone who reads this. One, I didn’t pay the attention to this movie that I should have. That didn’t stop me, though, because Two: this has some spoilers. People die in this movie…

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[10 Aug 2003 | No Comment | ]

Yep, That’s Dick. As in President Richard M. Nixon. Or as in penis, which this film likes to point out every chance it gets…

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[1 Aug 2003 | No Comment | ]

I bet the Country Bears would kick my lame ass live. They are musicians, and BEARS! I’ve seen a lot of shows in my time, but I have never seen a bunch of bears kick out the jams. I hope the Country Bears come to a venue near me….

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[1 Aug 2003 | One Comment | ]

I laughed quite a few times while watching AMERICAN WEDDING, and I’ll be the first to admit it. However, those laughs were generally in response to characters other than Steve Stifler, contrary to what you might hear from other people…

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[18 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

One always treads lightly when coming upon moves about Pirates. While I absolutely love Pirates with all my being, they tend to wind up in some of the most abhorrent films ever to be made…

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[13 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

It really sucks when it rains in Atlanta. I don’t know about your city, but I can pretty much guess that the denizens elsewhere in this country don’t behave like absolute retards as soon as the first sign of precipitation hits…

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[8 Jul 2003 | One Comment | ]

The 2003 Summer Movie season is on like neckbone right now, and in the next week or so, some of the Big Ass Summer Blockbuster Releases™ will be hitting theaters…

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[7 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

I’m really suprised that I ever saw THE BIG KAHUNA. Not that it wasn’t something I’d had a keen interest in seeing since it first came out, but it’s the kind of movie that always
just sort of slips past by me when I pop in to the local video store…