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There’s a lot of bad movies out there. Tons of ’em. There’s different levels of bad movies in the world. There’s GLADIATOR bad, a bad in which the film is so grandiose that it tricks the average viewer into believing that it’s good…
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I’m going to do something that I never thought I’d do on this here website — nay, in this here lifetime. I’m going to confess something that may indeed shake the site to its very foundation. In fact, it may very well shake the Earth and knock kittens out of trees…
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The Theremin, for those not in the know, is an electronic musical instrument that operates without any contact by the person playing it. Rather, the player’s position in proximity to two points on the instrument decide the pitch and volume of the sound that comes from it…
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Okay, so ONE HOUR PHOTO is a disturbing film. I mean, you know this going in. So why, why, why did Mark Romanek have to show us a nice long shot of Mork from Ork taking a dump? I mean, there’s a lot of whacked out shit in this movie, but that shot takes the cake…
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Sometimes, a movie comes along that begs one question: How the hell did this get greenlit?!?. I mean, sure, there are a lot of bad movies that come out each and every year, but at least most of them try and do something remotely different from anything we’ve ever seen before…
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Well, Pixar entertainment and Disney has a whale of a record when it comes to feature films. So far, they’ve yet to disappoint, and their latest whopper FINDING NEMO is no different…
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Since my employer decided last week that they no longer had any work for me and eliminated my position, thus nudging me unwillingly into the realm of the unemployed, I’ve done many a thing to pass the time…
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Okay, first things first: A Spoiler. TRINITY FUCKING DIES AT THE END OF THE MATRIX: RELOADED. Let that clear it all up, because I’m sick and tired of the lifeless fanboys whining that it happens after some websites posted the spoiler…
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I swear that I have articles in the works, and I’ll get to updating eventually. Maybe even later today, if things work out. There’s not much in theaters right now that I care to see or haven’t already, but I’ve still got a stack of movies on DVD and video I need to see. Plus, I’ve got a couple of offbeat things I want to do, that I swear I’ll get around to soon. It looks like I’ll have plenty of time on my hands.
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You’ve probably already seen CONFIDENCE. I mean, you may not have seen it, but yet, you already have. You’ve seen the dime-a-dozen con job that the characters pull off, you’ve experienced the slick directing tricks employed, you’ve heard the fast-talking dialogue before, you’ve had to put up with Ed Burns’ Boston accent…
