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[1 Aug 2003 | One Comment | ]

I laughed quite a few times while watching AMERICAN WEDDING, and I’ll be the first to admit it. However, those laughs were generally in response to characters other than Steve Stifler, contrary to what you might hear from other people…

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[28 Jul 2003 | 5 Comments | ]

Okay, I swear I haven’t run out of things to write about. Just because I have opted to write about such a trivial subject as Breakfast Cereals on a supposed cutting-edge movie site should not alarm you. In fact, you should be delighted that I would probe to such depths to show just how much the motion picture industry permeates our daily lives…

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[25 Jul 2003 | 3 Comments | ]

Well, they finally went off and did it. The world of Computer Animation has finally gotten good enough to make a live-action Transformers movie. In the last few weeks or so, the announcement of such a movie has been made, and a lot of big name Hollywood folk have either been confirmed or rumored to be attached to it…

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[18 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

One always treads lightly when coming upon moves about Pirates. While I absolutely love Pirates with all my being, they tend to wind up in some of the most abhorrent films ever to be made…

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[13 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

It really sucks when it rains in Atlanta. I don’t know about your city, but I can pretty much guess that the denizens elsewhere in this country don’t behave like absolute retards as soon as the first sign of precipitation hits…

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[8 Jul 2003 | One Comment | ]

The 2003 Summer Movie season is on like neckbone right now, and in the next week or so, some of the Big Ass Summer Blockbuster Releases™ will be hitting theaters…

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[7 Jul 2003 | No Comment | ]

I’m really suprised that I ever saw THE BIG KAHUNA. Not that it wasn’t something I’d had a keen interest in seeing since it first came out, but it’s the kind of movie that always
just sort of slips past by me when I pop in to the local video store…

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[4 Jul 2003 | 2 Comments | ]

Somehow, in the many years since I started reviewing films for shits and giggles, which eventually led to me reviewing movies for a website that lent itself to a dozen readers a month, to the fairly well-read site that you see here today, I somehow managed to never get around to reviewing the greatest B-movie ever made…

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[2 Jul 2003 | One Comment | ]

Here, I’m going to attempt to review the triumphant soon-to-be comedy classic JUST MARRIED. I say “attempt” because unlike most of the films I review here on the site, I haven’t actually seen JUST MARRIED…

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[24 Jun 2003 | One Comment | ]

I promised myself that I wouldn’t open my review of Ang Lee’s adaptation of THE HULK with any Kermit the Frog “It’s not easy being green” references, but I really couldn’t think of a better way to start the review. So there you go…