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You may not be aware of this, but much like in the world of Comtemporary Christian music, there’s a bizarre subculture of Christian movies that are exactly this close to being mainstream entertainment…

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[15 Nov 2003 | 9 Comments | ]

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Ironically, this review of a movie about comedians is going to be pretty serious. After all, it’s pretty ironic in itself that a film about comedians is pretty serious to begin with…

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[10 Nov 2003 | No Comment | ]

A couple of years ago, I had the pleasure of meeting Bruce Campbell. No, it wasn’t any sort of great story or anything, I merely stood in line for two hours to have him sign my copy of his autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor and then had a friend snap a picture of us so I could show it off to my coworkers…

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[30 Oct 2003 | 8 Comments | ]

You just can’t go wrong with a combination like this: A movie starring Family Ties ubernerd Skippy as a mullet-sporting metalhead, with special appearances by rock and roll legends Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne, an original soundtrack by Fastway, and directed by Terry The Toad from AMERICAN GRAFFITI…

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[28 Oct 2003 | One Comment | ]

For those of you not familiar with MTV’s “Jackass” stunt-and-gross-out show, then I wonder just exactly where you’ve been for the last three or four years…

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[28 Oct 2003 | One Comment | ]

Take one part Italian splatterhouse flick, one part low-budget American slasher movie, and one part Japanese thriller. Add goofy soundtrack and lots of bad foleywork. Stir and Simmer for 110 minutes…

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[24 Oct 2003 | One Comment | ]

Using all conceivable laws of the known universe, I should despise THE LOST BOYS…