I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom and dad, Bob Narkett, The Pembroke Seven, all the cast and crew of SOYLENT GREEN, George Lucas, Peter Cetera, Jeremy Piven, Brion James, And most of all Alfred Hitchcock, who is dead but I'm pretty sure he's okay with that. Thank you all. Oh, and I'd like to add that Joel Schumacher offered to suck my dick for a five dollar rock in the parking lot about an hour ago. Thank you.