EPISODE 1: SIX DEGREES OF IRRITATION

"There's a seventh housemate this year, a Golden Retriever puppy that Charo finds upon her arrival to the house. She decides to name the dog 'Coochie', but I'm going to assume that she probably calls everything 'Coochie'."

EPISODE 2: STRANGE LOVE

"It's more than obvious that Jordan is like that popular guy in high school who never grew out of that lifestyle. He makes a bad "cock-tail" joke and thinks his shit don't stink."

EPISODE 3: BATTLE OF THE BANDS

"In news that may make Brigitte a little jealous, the accordion girl says that she loves Flav. A tear starts to well up in the corner of my eye, and then I realize it was because my allergies are acting up."

EPISODE 4: HIGHWAY TO HELL

"His name is Enrique, and Brigitte falls for him because of the fact that he's Mexican, which gives him 'European flavor', apparently. "

EPISODE 5: SURF SCHOOL

" They ask him to produce a driver's license, and he says he doesn't have it with him. In a turn that surprises everyone as much as it did when Corey or Vanilla pulled it off, Brigitte stands in as the voice of reason for once."

EPISODE 6: MAKING THE SINGLE: PART ONE

"[They] meet the recording engineer, who has apparently produced such acts as Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park. This not only means that the Surreal Band is going to suck, but that they're also not going to be able to spell their own names."

EPISODE 7: MAKING THE SINGLE: PART TWO

"Charo says something about how 'there is caca on the moon tonight'. I think that if they ever release this season on DVD, they need a bonus disc of nothing but Charoisms."

EPISODE 8: HAUNTED HOSPITAL

"Flav tells us that 'Operation No Doubt is in progress', but after he and his on-again, off-again lovergirl are met with silence he notifies the doc that 'Operation Nothing is now in progress'."

EPISODE 9: DIRTY LAUNDRY

"Here we go with episode nine of season three, which apparently got a hold of Doc Brown's time machine and went back to the future. This episode starts off by recapping the second episode of the season."

EPISODE 10: THE LAST SUPPER

"Flav and Gitte fight and then make up. I'm not going to break it all down for you, because frankly it's no different than the rest of their little breakdowns. Finally, they go to bed, probably making the beast with two backs in a mental image that nobody here ever wants to have cross their minds."