A very "special" look at the movies. Regular guys and gals give their take on the movie world in a way that you don't have to be a film scholar to understand. http://www.fortheretarded.com http://www.fortheretarded.com http://www.fortheretarded.com/images/banners/bbbutton.gif It's not often that I choose to rebut the views of one of my fellow contributors here at MCFTR. Hell, it's not often that I find time to write anything to begin with. However, I have to take issue with a recent review posted by our own Justin Patterson... http://www.fortheretarded.com/x3.php I had somehow managed to completely miss out on all of the internet hype for this movie. When Chris asked me if I wanted to see something called Snakes On a Plane, I had no idea what he was talking about. I just said, 'Oh, hell yes!'... http://www.fortheretarded.com/snakesonaplane.php There are laughs and beer and naked women and pot smoking and fighting and making fun of Germany. What more could you want in a movie... http://www.fortheretarded.com/beerfest.php We get to see Wolverine going on a tear through a bunch of Magneto's bad guys. We finally get to see the Fastball Special. . . even though they did it wrongly. We see a Sentinel (sort of), and Angel flying, and Phoenix making Magneto quake in his fruity little helmet... http://www.fortheretarded.com/x3.php I had a lot of trouble believing that Dante had not only been with a dozen women in the original Clerks, but that two women were actually vying for his attention in said film. I don't find it any easier to believe that he's still got this magical ability with the ladies now that he's twelve years older, a little pudgier, and still working for minumum wage... http://www.fortheretarded.com/clerks2.php Despite what you think you remember from your childhood and despite what your preconditioned adult mind thinks it sees when you rescreen the Christopher Reeve version, it had (has) Serious flaws. All of which can be boiled down to one, definitive word. That word is "cheese" ... http://www.fortheretarded.com/supermanreturns.php Oh, and Jennifer Aniston is still hot. I can't tell you how disappointed I was at the conveniently out-of-focus full backal nudity, but when they titilated my imagination with her getting a "Telly Savalas" bikini wax... I had completely worthwhile impure thoughts. ... http://www.fortheretarded.com/thebreakup.php Hey, look! A new article! Yes, it's been a while since an update, but after seeing AFI count down their most inspiring films of all time, I felt a little inspired myself... http://www.fortheretarded.com/inspiration.php