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UPDATED 02/19/03: Lord knows I can't tell when to quit. Keeping up with the Mr. T theme, let's take a look back at his CAREER HIGHLIGHTS.. |
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UPDATED 02/17/03: The Biggest article in MCFTR history is here! It's time to look at Mr. T's BE SOMEBODY...OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL. |
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UPDATED 02/12/03: Well, it's not really a new article, but my dumb ass left off the WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER review when I relaunched in October. |
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UPDATED 02/11/03: The announcements have been made, and leave is to us to pick at 'em. Here's our 2003 OSCAR PREDICTIONS. |
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UPDATED 02/10/03: Here's a short but sweet review on the current box office champion starring Al Pacino, THE RECRUIT. |
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UPDATED 02/06/03: Everyone help welcome Bobby back into the groove with his short but sweet take on THE CURRENT STATE OF COMIC BOOK MOVIES. Oh, and an added bonus or two. |
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UPDATED 02/04/03: Here we attempt to deconstruct the latest offering from Woody Allen, the movie-biz movie HOLLYWOOD ENDING. |
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UPDATED 01/30/03: Ice Cube leads an ensemble cast in the controversial film BARBERSHOP, one of the most underrated movies of last year. |
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UPDATED 01/29/03: Chad gives his critical analysis of the best (and worst) of 2002 in his annual FUCK THE OSCARS presentation. |
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UPDATED 01/27/03: George Clooney makes his directorial debut, directing the autobiography of Chuck Barris in CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND. |
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UPDATED 01/23/03: What's the only thing worse than a really bad movie? A really bad movie about pro wrestling! Ladies and genlemen, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! |
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UPDATED 01/22/03: 2003 is gonna be chock full of sequels. See what we think of them in the 2003 SEQUEL WATCH. |
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UPDATED 01/20/03: In the mood for a zombie movie? How about a blind Knights Templar zombie movie? Well, then check out TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD. |
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UPDATED 01/14/03: Terry lends his insight again for the latest Michael Myers flick, HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION. WHOO-HAAH! |
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UPDATED 01/14/03: Nicolas Cage stars with Nicolas Cage in the new Spike Jonze film ADAPTATION. To say this movie is good is to say the pope wears a funny hat. |
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UPDATED 01/14/03: Terry's apparently been in a ranting mood lately, because now he's got a beef with Hollywood's use of the portly, in CELLULOID AND CELLULITE. |
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UPDATED 01/13/03: New guest reporter J.R. Gast gives his musings on the Oscar-bait musical cinematic version of CHICAGO. |
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UPDATED 01/12/03: You really think Yo da man? Well, Terry's back with some news that may disappoint you. WHO DA MAN, MY PRECIOUS? |
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UPDATED 01/08/03: Jack Nicholson grows old gracefully in Alexander Payne's new film ABOUT SCHMIDT. |
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UPDATED 01/06/03: The first update of 2003! Can it be? Two Leonardo DiCaprio films back to back? Well, here's our review of Martin Scorcese's GANGS OF NEW YORK. |
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UPDATED 12/30/02: Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Christopher Walken join forces with Steven Spielberg for CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. |
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UPDATED 12/24/02: Peter Jackson unleashes the second of his Lord of the Rings adaptations, THE TWO TOWERS. Man, this movie kicked ass. |