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He's been in RED DAWN and STEEL DAWN. He's the one and only. Here we attempt to JUSTIFY THE WORK OF PATRICK SWAYZE. |
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We enjoy movies That is why we review them In haiku format.
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Sometimes it's just hard the tell the difference between certain films. We try to help make that decision by COMPARISON SHOPPING. |
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In our relentless quest to make Kevin Smith a better man, our Karma runs over his DOGMA. |
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South Park creators Try Parker and Matt Stone serve up a stinker of a new sport called BASEKETBALL, and a movie to go with it. |
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From the mind of David Lynch comes the confusing LOST HIGHWAY. Funny how secrets travel... |
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Put a bunch of dumb college kids in the woods with some cameras and what do you get? Whatever it is, it probably is less entertaining than THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. |
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Some kid named Dildo gets shipped off to boarding school and hooks up with that chick Chad thinks is hot in OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE. |
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Holy shit! A Talking Pig! How the hell did they do that? Here's a look at BABE: A PIG IN THE CITY. |
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In this movie, two young girls get their first experience with DICK. Let the double-entendres ensue. |
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Take a bunch of retards, swirl together, add Janeane Garofalo, and the end result is MYSTERY MEN. |
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In what started out as something called the Bill Knight Project, Bobby, Chad, and Noel attempt to figure out what the hell BARTON FINK is all about. |
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Here's a movie with a really annoying title whose plot centers around Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs. It's called I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. |
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Sometimes when you work long, boring days at a video store, you start to hallucinate. At least that's my theory on AND THE WINNER IS... |
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What would be cooler than a live-action movie based on the popular toy series G.I.JOE? Well, a lot of things. But that doesn't stop us from doing a CASTING CALL FOR G.I. JOE THE MOVIE. |
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Wanna see a small sampling of just what made our minds as warped as they really are? Check out the OBSERVATIONS OF A VIDEO STORE CLERK. |
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No movie is complete without one of the big three Hollywood stereotypes: RETARDS, REDNECKS, AND GAYS. Here's some of the cream of the crop in those fields. |
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Bobby attempts to expose the retardoscity of some of the nation's "respected" critics in a piece he lovingly refers to as PUMP YOUR COOKIES IN A CAT. |
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As long as there are animals, there will be animal movies. Join us as we determine the BEST AND WORST of this time-honored cultural tradition. |
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Contrary to popular belief, there is more repugnant shit in the world than Joel Schumacher films. HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT THEY ARE. |