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It's time to get in on the action of poking fun at the Star Wars universe. Here's our STAR WARS BOOK OF LISTS. |
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A movie about Medgar Evars that's not really about Medgar Evars because Hollywood has no balls. That's THE GHOSTS OF MISSISSIPPI. |
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Before he did FIGHT CLUB and SE7EN, David Fincher made a rather underrated segment in a popular Science Fiction Trilogy. Here's ALIEN3. |
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Clark, Ellen, and two brand new kids take yet another freespirited holiday. National Lampoon jumps ship. Here's VEGAS VACATION. |
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He's got a weird-shaped head, big eyes, talks too fast, and made some of the coolest movies of the last decade. Here we attempt to DECONSTRUCT THE TARANTINO MYTH. |
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You think it's easy to title a movie? You can't always have the audience at "hello", you know. Chad tells you just HOW TO TITLE A MOVIE. |
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He's been to the lost Ark and has found the holy Grail, but before that, he hung out with a Chinese boy in INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM. |
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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! |
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Director Luc Besson gives to you his life's vision in the gigantic sci-fi movie THE FIFTH ELEMENT. Lee-loo Dallas Moolti-Pass. |
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TITANIC. It's a boat. It's a movie about a boat. It made a lot of money. It made a lot of people mad. This description is longer than our review. |
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And I said what about BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S? She said "I think I remember the film and I recall I think we both kinda liked it" And I said Well, that's one thing we got. |
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I always thought there was some weird sexual thing going on with the titles of these whale movies, and I still can't figure out why they felt the need to make a FREE WILLY 3. |
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Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define NUDITY. |
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Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define a CLICHE. |
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Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define a HACK. |
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Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define NEPOTISM. |
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One of the biggest symbols of Gung-ho American pride in the 1980's was Sylvester Stallone's character RAMBO, JOHN J. Bobby was nice enough to write a poem about him. |
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You think you can handle the Marines, scumbag? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would tell you otherwise, much like he did the privates in Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET. |
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While stuff like Smallville and the threat of Keanu Reeves portraying the Man of Steel, it's good we will always have Christoper Reeve as SUPERMAN. |
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The last of the original STAR WARS Trilogy gets a bone or two thrown its way as we take on RETURN OF THE JEDI. |
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Good ol' Jack Nicholson and his signature performance get a good lookin' at as Bobby tears Stephen King a new arsehole in his take on THE SHINING. |
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John Woo storms America in the 1990's and a whole bunch of people try to copy him. So is the definition of WOOWORTHINESS. |
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Some things just go without saying. One fine day while bored at a video counter we threw together some RANDOM THOUGHTS. |
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Here it is, the one that started it all! One day Bobby sat down and wrore his musings on a little film called CITIZEN KANE. A beast was born. |