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Thursday, January 27, 2005
 

I watched Clue this past weekend. I swear, as time goes by, I never get sick of that movie. I loved it as a kid, but as an adult I can appreciate it a lot more because a lot of jokes flew right over my head back then. The casting is superb, the script is tight, and the multiple endings are a great touch.

That night, I decided it to be a good idea to actually play the board game it was based on. Unlike the movie, this one does not improve when you get older. Jeez. It's like "I gotta get all the way to the other side of the board and I only have one die to roll"! And then, as soon as I get within comfort distance, someone then suggests I killed Mr. Boddy in the Conservatory with the wrench and I gotta go back to square one. Fuck.

At least Monopoly still holds up after all these years.


Tuesday, January 18, 2005
 

Hi, Blog! Remember Me?

I used to post here a lot. Well, I'd really not say "a lot", but I was keeping up a pretty good streak for a bit there. In actuality, I should have posted here a lot more in the past, but I was either feeling too lazy or had nothing remotely clever to say. Certain people bitched at me for not visiting you more often, but I brushed off their compalints and let our distance grow.

But I want to come back to you now, Blog. Please let me have that opportunity. I'll post whatever may come to mind. I'll expose some of my deepest thoughts to you. I'll even visit you on weekends and holidays if you like.

Just let me have this chance. I swear I'll make it up to you for my past neglect.


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