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The year what was for Terry Baker and Beth Van Dusen

Beth's 2004 Movie List

Movies that didn't suck:
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Coffee and Cigarettes
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Shaun of the Dead
Finding Neverland

Movies I was fairly indifferent to:
Alien Vs. Predator
Spiderman 2
The Bourne Supremacy

Movies that did suck:
The Passion of the Christ
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Secret Window

How drunk was I?:
You Got Served

Most looking forward to in 2005:
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Terry’s 2004 Movie List

Movies that didn’t suck:
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Coffee and Cigarettes
Shaun of the Dead
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring

Movies I was fairly indifferent to:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The Bourne Supremacy
Dawn of the Dead

Movies that did suck:
Spiderman 2
Secret Window
The Day After Tomorrow
One Night in Paris
You Got Served

Movies that didn’t come out in 2004, but I couldn’t get to Japan to see in the theater:
The Happiness of the Katakuris

Addendum: Hope we’re not too late, but we watched Dodgeball tonight and wanted to add it to our list of “movies that sucked”.

We like Vince Vaughn, Stephen Root, and Gary Cole and figured they would balance out Ben Stiller’s poor comedic timing and delivery, but we were very wrong. Stiller is like a black hole of funny that sucks everything that could potentially be funny down with him. How you can like this movie and hate Baseketball is insane. Ben Stiller is a goddamn bundle of sticks, and we will have to shower many times to wash the taint of that movie from our bodies.


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