I'm sorry I haven't updated in a month and a half. So here's some words of wisdom to keep you satiated for the time being:

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbours,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompus, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimentional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

Okay, with that out of the way, expect more super happy fun articles in the next few weeks, including the return of the Bootleg Toys and coverage of Dragon*Con 2004!

- posted by Noel @ 12:26 PM

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